What is wrong with you people? Don't you care about us martians and our incredible boredom and our lack of interest in Olympics?
You're so smug and superior, with your damned Macintoshes. On Mars, you know, we only have PCs. No Macintoshes at all. Even our web developers don't have Macintoshes.
Fucking Steve Jobs. He won't send us Macintoshes. There's something wrong with that. Hell, Ballmer sends us all the damned PCs we want. Give us a break, for crying out loud.
Seriously. Steve Jobs, I can get you a few of my hot martian cousins. I'll tie their mouths shut so they can't eat your balding head. They are good in bed, I tell you! Come on!
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