Just had a Subway sandwich. You're thinking, oh that sounds good. But on Mars Subway uses mostly local martian ingredients. Pretty dismal--you can't grow anything good on Mars. The lettuce is brown, like dried leaves in the fall. The bread is grainy and sandy. There's a few slices from a pepperoni plant, and maybe ONE skinny earth tomato slice. I think you send us your absolute worst hothouse tomatoes, because pictures from earth show wonderful red tomatoes with an explosion of juicy seeds. The tomatoes you send us are pinkish and sad.
I don't have to lose much weight. I'm just getting a bit of a moose-gut. I ate like four moose heads last week out of boredom. These are Mars moose, not Earth moose, of course.
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